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I INVENTED BUSINESS MUMBLING
I'm having a wonderful time.1 favorite
Every time I wear suncream, I get suncream in my eye. It's tedious and painful. But it smells like piña colada so it's all good.
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My suncream smells like piña colada. I am also drinking piña colada.1 retweet
SO close to hitting BA Gold status. Anyone wanna fly to Australia in the next couple of weeks to boost me over the top?
Chilling poolside and my hair smells like lemons. Pretty much 100% baller life right now
Cannot believe I forgot my sunglasses. THEN I forgot to buy some too. It's very sunny here.1 favorite
"Every time I hear 'Dick Fingers' I think of you."1 favorite
Got Bloody Mary spilled all down my tshirt. I blame Johnny.1 favorite
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